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They are a team! And around 09-10 they had a billionaire owner who bought all kinds of decent to good and fading stars at outrageous wages. Then sold the team after he wasn’t worth what he said he was and the team immediately tanked.

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

WHY WOULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS!? WHY!?!

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

If Megan Rapinoe kneels during the National Anthem, and no one is in the stadium to watch the game, does it still rustle the media’s jimmies?

It’s important to have white people stand in support of people of color on this.

Well, I’ll give it a shot.

What is this? A bunker for ants?

As a bald white dude... SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. I’d kill for that hair.

I dunno, I got a blood transfusion one time and now I’m totally gay. Musta been the blood.

Still is whenever he enters a kindergarten classroom.

Silly man, this is the internet.

Did the Chargers do their homework this time? Are they sure Bosa isn’t a figment of some agent’s imagination?

Like these two giant birds, for instance. Look at those ‘mons dance.

Like I said, she’d probably have good cause.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

That’s what officials get for buying flags that were Made in China.

I like playing Pokemon but I need to feel like a man while doing it. We need an article about the manly things we have done to get our Pokemon.