They are a team! And around 09-10 they had a billionaire owner who bought all kinds of decent to good and fading stars at outrageous wages. Then sold the team after he wasn’t worth what he said he was and the team immediately tanked.

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

If Megan Rapinoe kneels during the National Anthem, and no one is in the stadium to watch the game, does it still rustle the media’s jimmies?

It’s important to have white people stand in support of people of color on this.

As a bald white dude... SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. I’d kill for that hair.

Still is whenever he enters a kindergarten classroom.

Silly man, this is the internet.

Did the Chargers do their homework this time? Are they sure Bosa isn’t a figment of some agent’s imagination?

His mom already suggested pulling an “Eli Manning” earlier this month.

Like these two giant birds, for instance. Look at those ‘mons dance.

That’s what officials get for buying flags that were Made in China.

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”

I can think of one guy that likes China’s outfits

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

Lucky Charms is the shit. It is still the only food item from when I was a kid that I love.

I like playing Pokemon but I need to feel like a man while doing it. We need an article about the manly things we have done to get our Pokemon.

I just laughed out loud.

Malone would have caught a lot more shit for that if it wasn't released at the same time as Stockton's poster, which was just a picture of him sitting in a diner eating a bagel with the following caption: