Floated this exact idea with some friends...was not well received.

Naw son, they carry 7up

Pretty sure the Cubs get money from him buying that...right?

When I read the name Nigel Hayes am I the only one who expected an extremely white, extremely British guy, like this one:

Perfection.

Is this a joke about him having a girls name? I bet this is a joke about him having a girls name right? Oh, I hope it’s a joke about him having a girls name.

The male Cardinal WOULD be the perfect symbol for Trump’s America.

That’s racist.

When you’re right, you’re right.

Peyton Hillis pt 2?

Peerless Price, JJ Stokes

Are you Robert De Niro?

And Tebow just isn’t undervalued enough for the A’s...or they’re so cheap they didn’t want to spring for the flight from Oakland to LA.

The Cubs are a storied franchise that's above such cheap marketing tactics...

My grandfather was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given 6 months maximum to live...with treatments he made it almost 2 years. Hopefully this is the treatment that helps Craig on the road to recovery, however unlikely that is. It’s terrible to see someone go through what Craig and his family are going through…

He would probably STILL be the stupidest kid in kindergarten.

Is this really the end zone? Doesn't seem like they crossed the plane, I think we may need to go to the replay.

So...should I take him in my fantasy draft...or naw?

Came here for the correction, was not dissapointed.