Chris Tampon: fuck the fuck off. Deadspin IGNORES HOCKEY which, unlike the ladylike sport of basketball where nobody is allowed to hit each other, is a FULL CONTACT SPORT. And you dickfucks ignore it until you want to make fucking FUN OF THE CHAMPIONS??? Jesus H Murphy. You are not journalists. You’re following ESPN…

If anyone fucks with Mr. Rogers, they’re going to get dissed harder than yesterday’s coupons on the back seat of the bus. That is all. He is untouchable. For ever. Love love love that guy. He saved public television singlehandedly. Also, he spoke to us on our first day of medical school at the U of…

His narcissism used to seem brutal. Now it seems quaint in light of the megalomaniac in the white house.

In cases like this, I really think he should have been suspended until his victim is able to return to the ice. If it’s next season (which it is), so fucking be it. Why should Wilson get to play when Aston-Reese is out until next season?  

An Atlanta suburb??! I don’t think so. It’s 60 miles south of Atlanta with nothing but forest in between. Griffin, Georgia, is in central Georgia, and is most definitely *not* a suburb of Atlanta.

Well, I hired a lawyer for my DUI and the charges were dropped. He found a procedural mistake by the police...they read my my rights before telling me I was arrested....that alone caused the charges to be dropped. I would never have figured out that technicality on my own. Never. Best $ I ever spent.

Why the shit would he, or should he say *ANYTHING* about a case that has been settled?? There’s no conviction. No arrest. No jail time. No sentence. There’s been a settlement, in 2016, and the parties are free to go their own way. Why even bring it the fuck up?

Great story. I would agree with your friends, however. The salt and dirt from the cars prevent icing, as you know, and the volume of cars on the highway make freezing less likely. The cars you saw later could possibly have been abandoned some time before when the roads first froze and you saw car accidents around you.…

1984 Buick Skyhawk. ugh.

This is good advice...especially if you move with any regularity. And especially for the TVs. You should see how movers “pack” large, flat screen TVs for a move. In my experience it’s been blankets and tape. The original box with those Styrofoam corners is essential for peace of mind.

oh yea? How about this one: name the 9 officially anatomically identified sphincters in the human body. That’s a toughie....

“Is that where you’re going with this idiotic and unrelated statement.”

“He says he won’t hire players with criminal records (he singled out DUIs).”

“The only problem is that Sessions actually has less shame and self-awareness than Nancy. Fucking. Grace.”

I don’t think this is really a story. Somebody was falsely accused of sexual assault. Happens daily, really.

I love it when women feel they can throw fists when you call them a cunt. This has happened a few times to me....like, that word absolves you of being guilty for assault, cunt? Sorta like this a woman was arrested in Las Vegas after assaulting me because I called her names. That’s all she kept repeating to the cops…

you’re cool. But that ain’t freestyle. That is memorized lyrics. Would love to believe otherwise. I really would.

omg that is hilarious....well done. +1

“even though he was only *there* ad hoc member who muscled his way onto it via seniority and bullheadedness”