Of course. Same management.

My wife does this. Then complains that shes so busy all the time.

In college, I lived with a bunch of hockey players that used to fake tips. They were assholes.

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

This could be just be observation bias, but Ovi is playing like he has something to prove this year. I thought maybe he’d take his foot off the gas after getting the Cup and getting that particularly monkey off his back, but he seems to be screaming “FULL SPEED AHEAD VASILY!” as he plows straight through the ice.

You’re mixing up “teenager” and “minor”. You can be legally an adult and still be a teenager if you’re eighteen or nineteen. Reaching the age of consent does not magically remove the -teen from your age.

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

Wait till you find out about small town law enforcement

Taylor Lewan is basically the schoolyard bully your whole town despised growing up, but he went on to achieve his wildest dreams of fortune and glory instead of going to prison for selling meth.

I 100% do not know who the guy is who’s celebration I just parodied.

Very cool of Lewan to pretend to not know who Norman is, after going out of his way to approach him on the field and then identifying him by name and position in the same breath. He really showed him.

I’m astonished Flacco’s name didn’t come up

I was a bouncer for a year in college, and had to break up maybe 2 fights the entire time? Anyone who asserts they don’t know a single person who wasn’t in a bar fight hangs out with a lot of assholes.

Take the names. Take the license numbers. Take the VINs if you can. Record as much as possible, covertly if you must. Note the times and places. Detail the actions. Then take it all to the police. Then take it all to the racing sanctioning bodies, legitimate racing venues, car clubs, and automotive show producers you…

You’d suggest journalists pretend this doesn’t exist? And no, read the article, it does not paint them in a good light. 

This sounds like the shittiest party nights from high school. A bunch of people asking where are we going. Not a whole lot of partying, def no girls. Having cars there in this case doesn’t matter, still a terrible night.

The sad thing is that front grill is probably actually the radiator like a 80 year old rolls.

Please China, stun the world and have ONE original idea post 11th century.