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That is crazy he didnt’ get a penalty! I played D in college and got more than 5 penalties over the years for that exact move. Wow. 

I say we get Will Ferrell in there...

I had a patient once who presented with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. He lived another 8 weeks after walking into my clinic like nothing was wrong. Alex will not see the summer, unfortunately. That cancer is one of the worst of all of them, sadly. 

In the year 2000 I was dating the daughter of the 3rd highest ranking engineer at GM. Became close with the family. In 2004 I told him I was going to get a new C6 vette in 2005...the first year of the C6 corvette. He nearly spit out his food. He said, “what do you think they take from one version of the car to the

“ice resurfacer”??? Samer. C’mon man. It’s a Zamboni. Always has been. Always will be.  

1st: where did you meet asshole hockey players? Must be in upstate NY or something. That’s pretty rare. They’re usually complete gentlemen, or absolute Shirtless McRapefaces....never just simply “assholes”...far too middle of the road for hockey players.

omg I love Jezebel!! This is the best website. All gossip. No sports. Love it. I only read articles by haughty and shrill women like Laura here. Fantastic “journalism” babe.

+1 Great comment; I loved watching the videos of Ovechkin in the Vegas casinos with the cup....the  staff hardly know how to handle themselves...

What’s the problem here? He’s a football player, and was hit late. I would have said the same thing. 

I have never heard of Cameron Jordan. He will not be in the HOF. But he talks like he’s a voter or something. He ought to talk nicer so he can get those local TV ads for car dealerships in a couple of years.

This is a load of bullshit. I’ve been accused of assault by hopeful bitches twice in the past...this is a bunch of bullshit.

I don’t know if I’d call it a “brutal” video...dude who got choked out by the cops for selling single cigs....12 year old shot by police with the bb gun in the park....dude running from cops shot and killed in back over a minor moving violation...that’s brutal. I’ve seen cats get kicked harder than she was. They were

One of the most underrated bands of all time. We listen to Cake every day in the Operating Theatre. It is sublime. Their best is “Meanwhile, Rick James”, and perhaps “Guitar Man” is a second best. So good.....

Agreed. One neat idea is to double the suspension for 3-peat offenders...start at 20 games for the 3rd. 4th will be 40 games, 5th will be 80, etc. 

You know I felt the exact same way. Reading that gave me that old feeling of dread when I was hyped to party but there was nothing to do and everyone was clueless. All guys. Couldn’t even figure out what do to, and end up hassling customers at the local Perkins. Ugh....high school sucked in that regard

I had a 1998 Integra GSR....should never have sold that one.....absolutely great car

“It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.”

Chris Tampon: fuck the fuck off. Deadspin IGNORES HOCKEY which, unlike the ladylike sport of basketball where nobody is allowed to hit each other, is a FULL CONTACT SPORT. And you dickfucks ignore it until you want to make fucking FUN OF THE CHAMPIONS??? Jesus H Murphy. You are not journalists. You’re following ESPN

If anyone fucks with Mr. Rogers, they’re going to get dissed harder than yesterday’s coupons on the back seat of the bus. That is all. He is untouchable. For ever. Love love love that guy. He saved public television singlehandedly. Also, he spoke to us on our first day of medical school at the U of