Excellent question. +1 (if you can do that for questions...don’t know, don’t care)

Sam Kinison had a bit about how this is done. He started out with “I’m recently divorced...” and the crowd gives a collective “awwwww” and he says “No, stop it! I planned the f*cking thing! He’s what you do. You don’t have to have a big break up! no! Just sit around the house man. Quit your job Sell the TV. Do a ton…

HA! +1 squared

If that woman doesn’t have urine stains all over the inside of her panties, that means she took breaks to pee. And poop, for that matter. But definitely pee. That’s the first detail to be looked at. Did she piss herself, or take breaks?

This one starts innocently enough, but crescendo’s into an ending you’ve never read about.

Drew, love these posts. I look forward to your mailbag blog. Wanted to point out to the readers that the population of the Earth is now over 7 billion. Reached that mark in 2013. That’s a lotta peeps. http://www.worldometers.info/world-populati…

“You don’t want to do that” regarding hair restoration?? I must strongly disagree. I’m a hair restoration surgeon; been performing exclusively hair restoration surgery for over 13 years. There have been many advances since 1987 in the field. Both in the non-surgical and surgical treatment categories:

Stick to law, lawyer.

I don’t believe Brady is employed by the NFL. He is employed by Mr. Kraft and the New England Patriots, who are definitely not asking for his cell phone.

You know, for tats.

Stanley Cup is a league. Canada has all the gold medals a nation can win in ice hockey. Right now. At this very second.

I think full-scale hockey games with regulation sticks and racquetballs late at night should fix most any problem. I’ve done that before, with tremendous success. Aside from a few ceiling tiles, doors, and walls, everything was ship-shape. Loved it. Thank you for the comment.

HAHAHA!! Yup.

I miss “Playmakers”, the 2003 show that ESPN had pulled off the air after a phone call from Disney. That was a great show.

Hahaha!! Thank you for that laugh.

What, are your names “Neil” and “Bob”, or is that, like, what you do?

+1

That’s the first thing I thought of; wtf is a freshman doing in a bar ordering drinks?

I’m a little older. Mid 40s. When I was 19 and in college, all we had were maps. I moved to a new city with crazy roads and had to learn by trial an error. Looked at the map a lot, for obvious reasons. The Waze app on my phone is just amazing; to think that I never have to look up directions again; and to think how…