I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

They only undid everyone who died in the snap; Vision wasn’t one of them. Neither was Heimdall or Loki, for that matter.

• Dig the new opening credits

I’m not out, but this would be very disappointing.

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER?! If the Skywalker they’re talking about is Rey -- after they did the best thing they possibly could by freeing her of that shackle and making her her own character -- then I’m out.

Trailer was really good and the Emperor stuff is going to make people talk for awhile, but that title just isn’t good. 

That was Palpatine laugh right? 

Always makes me think of this

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden

the former GOAT

I love the fact that Keanu Reeves took the role of John Wick as a favor to his former stunt double who is the director of the series.

I’m fully a member of the Church Of Barry, and Bonds is easily the best HITTER I’ve ever seen, but what Trout’s done his first 7 years is Truly Some Willie Mays Shit.

the greatest baseball player any of us will ever see

Oh, but they’re all so happy, all the time, and they want to tell you all about it! (As soon as they’ve gotten all six kids to bed and the wife has figured out what do with all these LuLaRoe leggings nobody wants to buy from her.)

Dude is totally making Valyrian steel this season. 

Funny enough, I actually think its fitting. It looks like what is a childs idea of a strong super hero would look like.

You’re overlooking the fact that the Chinese RMB will be the only currency of value in 10 years, the U.S. $ having gone the way of the Zimbabwean dollar. $15M will have the purchasing power of like, a can of Pringles.

Are you kidding, with the hyperinflation that will follow the West Coast sliding into the sea, that will be pretty much peanuts by then.  Besides, our main currency will probably be the Yuan anyway.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.