As a fan of VM, this is still a brilliant take down.

As an Eagles fan that’s been hooting and hollering for a change back to the classic Kelly Green, this makes me really, really appreciate the Eagles current uniforms.

Please. Giant meteor. Any day now. Waiting on you, pal... 

Vodka and soda with a lime alllllllllllll day. No hangover. Best open bar drink, by far

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd fuck you. Go Birds.

Because it’s not. It’s a business.

Cold weather is here. My handsome boy isn’t a fan.

“I’ve been begging for the release/disappearance of Tannehill for years and boy did that become the biggest monkey paw wish in history.”

These are terrible and the name is worse. Vegas Aces was right there for the taking.

Phillie Phanatic not number 1, list is invalid. Mr. Met is trash water.

Meanwhile, Philadelphia is over here after the draft like...

WHO FUCKING CARES?! CAN WE STOP WITH ALL THIS VIDEO GAME COMPETITION COVERAGE SHOWING UP ON DEADSPIN’S FRONT PAGE?!

Goddamn, that uniform is still the absolute best in the league.

This is a bad take.

The best looking dog in the world.

UPDATE: It’s gone

Who cares?

Proud of my fellow Shawnee High School Renegade alumnus.

La La Land sucked.

If you’re gonna call her out for it, make sure you have evidence backing up your claim.