As a fan of VM, this is still a brilliant take down.

As an Eagles fan that’s been hooting and hollering for a change back to the classic Kelly Green, this makes me really, really appreciate the Eagles current uniforms.

Please. Giant meteor. Any day now. Waiting on you, pal... 

Vodka and soda with a lime alllllllllllll day. No hangover. Best open bar drink, by far

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd fuck you. Go Birds.

Because it’s not. It’s a business.

Cold weather is here. My handsome boy isn’t a fan.

The Kessel Runners

The Kessel Run is clearly the best title.

“I’ve been begging for the release/disappearance of Tannehill for years and boy did that become the biggest monkey paw wish in history.”

These are terrible and the name is worse. Vegas Aces was right there for the taking.

Phillie Phanatic not number 1, list is invalid. Mr. Met is trash water.

Calling it now: It gets through the Senate, but is heavily altered. Public outrage is still fiery. Trump VETOES in order to be the hero. Throws down the bill, kisses his girl (Ivanka), runs outside, climbs helicopter steps, turns to crowd, does jerkoff motion, copter takes off, crashes directly into the Washington…

Meanwhile, Philadelphia is over here after the draft like...

WHO FUCKING CARES?! CAN WE STOP WITH ALL THIS VIDEO GAME COMPETITION COVERAGE SHOWING UP ON DEADSPIN’S FRONT PAGE?!

I want to win a contest wherein the prize is to have my wardrobe overhauled by the team responsible for dressing everyone in this movie. The first Kingsman solidified my status as an Anglophile, but those Western looks are equally awesome.

Goddamn, that uniform is still the absolute best in the league.

This is a bad take.

The best looking dog in the world.

UPDATE: It’s gone