wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

Well, at least one guy didn’t.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

You sweet summer child. 

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Because they need to stoke the fires of the base against the “libtards” and their “whataboutisms”. Also, they are avoiding talking about Trump and his administration bungling of a lot of issues so as to curry favor with Trump and prop him up.   

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?