Does some quick math..

wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

Well, at least one guy didn’t.

Why are they riding horses?!

Anyone know what thing Reylo smashed up together? I couldn’t quite make it out.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

You sweet summer child. 

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

“We have to stop this crisis at our Solar System border. I want $1.7 trillion trillion dollars to build the wall and I’m gonna make the aliens pay for it. (BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!) They’re not sending us their best and brightest, they’re sending us murderers and ass-probers. (SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK!) I…

Because they need to stoke the fires of the base against the “libtards” and their “whataboutisms”. Also, they are avoiding talking about Trump and his administration bungling of a lot of issues so as to curry favor with Trump and prop him up.   

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

It’s missing the big reveal at the end.