He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

I’m still using a Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and have no plans to upgrade until it completely dies on me. Sure, the battery life is trash, but I’ve survived this long!

I’m still using a Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and have no plans to upgrade until it completely dies on me. Sure, the…

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Meanwhile, David Letterman was calling Trump racist before it was cool. 

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

I can’t tell from the vid angle if this 10.13 was “well-run” but I can tell you the 9.98 video was one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen from a high school sprinter. It’s not so much the time, which is in an of itself incredible (10.13 is a lock to be on the Olympic team for a vast majority of nations in…

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Vampire Weekend fan here...please take my star nonetheless for being spot on.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

Always makes me think of this

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden