Counterpoint. Two spaces after periods is the correct method. SUE ME!

My God, Trump is fat.

Can we get Jamie Lannister as head of the presidential detail? Just in case...

After mosquitoes, horseflies should be the next species that we unnaturally wipe off the face of this planet. Those fuckers’ bite feels like getting shot with a BB gun, and the welts are monstrous. Plus they are the definition of no chill. Bees and wasps generally require some ignorance or aggression on the part of…

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I was there at the top of 215. The Caps fans around me were totally fine and mature. We embarrassed ourselves last night. Guy next to me was the worst offender of them all, and his 4-year-old daughter on his screaming wife’s lap looked absolutely terrified. It was a disgrace all around. Have been a season-ticket…

Maybe Jim Carrey should have taken care of his own kids first before endangering the lives of other people’s kids. His daughter is a neglected trainwreck of a person, apparently.

Please replace “colored tires” with “tires of color.” It’s 2016.

Philly sports fan here. Fuck this fat idiot. His show is the lowest form of grasping for controversy at every turn. Probably not a good sign that he constantly needs to defend whether or not his program is actually a sports radio show.

Was at Trivia Night 4 days after the release date for TFA. One team called themselves “Kylo Ren is Ben Solo.” Luckily I had seen the movie. The MC didn’t even hesitate to keep repeating it after every round. I laughed, but there were many, many boos and hisses.

How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?

I grew up about 2 miles from this intersection in South Jersey. Did something happen here, Patrick?

Jane Seymour butt ring

The answer is Brian Dawkins

If you want to feel the road and throw safety to the wind, just get a motorcycle, dude. This is the “Netflix and Chill” world that we now live in. People want comfort, safety and toys all the time.

Random middling talent becomes god in the post-season. See: Freeese, David :: Ross, Cody :: Murphy, Daniel

Is this a bad plan?:

I respect that you don’t drink, but you do know that you would need to go to 3 different stores in Philly to fill that order. PA liquor statutes are by far the most archaic and ass-backward in the union. I will gladly research and ghostwrite a post for you about it.

Hey, Doug. I’m having a party in Philly. Can you bring a six pack, some wine/liquor, and a case of beer?

Noted, but the kid will have a ring in ~3 years.