Philly fan here, and I could not give a flying flock of fucks about this whole faux-righteous charade. I personally feel that it has been a privilege to witness Tom Brady play football, in real time, for over a decade. In an era with Peyton, Brees, Luck, Rodgers, and Favre, this dorky, chiseled shithead has gotten the…

Your only limit is your own imagination....

The trick there is to do something so outrageous, that the Yelp review seems like a lie, and thus does not affect the reader’s opinion (outside of the star rating, of course).

Another point about that: if a large party states that they want to divide the bill at the end of the meal, servers should ask them for all of the cards first.

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A fine photograph, this is not.

So Chip Kelly acts like every other boss in the world? Every manager or executive that I have ever worked with that has tried to be friends with everyone under him has eventually failed and is not respected.

This is, officially, the worst .gif of all time.

Saw him open at Red Rocks for Band of Horses and My Morning Jacket. Place was not even half full due to the time and fact it was still light out. He killed and brought people in from the parking lots.

Stock Certified Used 2009 Acura TSX. I await your judgement.

As a Phillies fan, all I can say is....what’s a “prospect?”

Doug. I think I spotted you and a buddy snapping pics with the Skyline this weekend on Kelly Drive. Confirm? East Falls resident here. Good luck with the car, she’s a beaut.

Was his hair that white before the incident? I know it would have scared me into some brown drawers if I thought I would be instantly disfigured and blind in one eye.

I have a 2009 Acura TSX in very good shape and low mileage that I want to get rid of in order to downsize my expenses when I move into a more metro area. Any advice for a PA resident? Also, any takers in the Philly area on this thread?

I appreciate your sense of ethics and responsibility, dumbass.

You can edit your own comments, dumbass.

We'll take him in Philly, won't we Chip? That's right. Trade Murray and Bradford as a package deal to the Jets for that Mariota pick. Sign AP and let the whole master plan play out.

Think what you will, but the signing of Frank Gore demonstrates that he is at least willing to help the mentally disabled.

That's nothing. Back in high school, there was this little guy on our team, and, I shit you not, one game he turns into a fucking werewolf. We were all horrified, at first. Turns out, werewolves are born to fucking ball. Our team goes from worst to first in no time. Long story short, the kid starts showing up to…