This guy gets it.

Vegeta did it better.

Schuylkill Expressway (I-76) and Kelly Drive/East River drive circuit in Philadelphia. Would love to see something here.

Ho. Ly. Shit. Fuck. That is just about the worst/best thing I have ever seen. Screw/Thank you for the recommendation. I am going to skip lunch/kill myself now.

What the hell does "Get the wheels on the bus!" mean?

St. Louis officials should hold a "fuck you" presser and state that the money this asshole is looking for will be dumped directly into the public school system. Give all the kids iPads and Jordans and see if they still care about a football franchise that doesn't care about them.

I am that I am Kicking Your Ass

And people will forever remind the world that Santa got hit with snowballs. Thank god this didn't happen in Philly.

This man knows. Although if you have to be in the city, Jim's is the best. Tony Luke's for roast pork.

Thank you, Barry, for reporting the truth and not taking the easy route in regard to the Philly fans. Missanelli is a hack and a coward.

Love the lack of gloves. All professional criminals know it's just common courtesy to leave your fingerprints on every possible surface of a crime scene.

Batman and other heroes needs to use everyday objects to set traps way more often. The expectation that he shows up and has everything he needs to beat the bad guy(s) on his belt/car is just absurd. Or that he can just jump out of the shadows and ninja-punch everyone instead of using his time more wisely while he…

It's from The Big Lebowski, and it's a dynamite reference.

Philly transplant from faraway South Jersey here. Anytime I settle for a draft of Yuengling Lager at the bar, my immediate reaction to my first sip is always "I don't think the bartender got all of the soap out of this glass."

Do less.

I wish I was a server at whatever establishment Shady eats in next. Probably in for a fat payday to make up for this blunder.

Philly Yelpers are blowing this place up hard. Dumb, unprofessional management/owners learned a tough lesson on this one.

A rock in a pretzel? You are a liar.

If you would rather argue with a smug asshole, you could always just look in the mirror.