Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

I keep forgetting the AAF exists except when I see articles here. I have to keep reminding me this isn't an NCAA or Olympics article and that AAF doesn't stand for something like Amateur Athletics Federation. 

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.

“Rays! Padres! It’s October baseball!”

Again, kudos to Baseball for devising a system that will see some of their most exciting players going to smaller, less exciting clubs rather than the big ones that figure to be on TV come October.

Hello Lonzo

This is really the right take here. Young coach didn’t adjust enough, Bellicheck of course coached a solid game, but... it wasn’t anything overly genius or anything. He took away the run and forced Goff to win the game with his arm. Goff, maybe due to youth, just totally fucking choked. It’s easy to over-analyze the…

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

“It was the Super Bowl this league and this world deserves”

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

He’s a boorish, barely-literate, misogynistic, cheese-brained old racist who managed to convince 62 million people that he was fit to be President.

Drumroll please!

The Phillies have the longest sellout streak in NL history with 257 sellouts from July of 2009 to July of 2012. It is the 3rd longest streak in MLB history. They had over 3 million fans from 2007 to 2013. Fans were lining up to see Rollins, Hamels, Howard, Utley, Halladay and Cliff Lee. Philadelphia is a huge sports…

By 2 of the top 5 largest cities in the US?

Is a Phillies-Nationals rivalry maturing into a real Thing? Is this due to the two teams’ respective orange-clad traditional rivals being too pitiful to hate?

Ugh, I’m so sick of the rich getting richer. The best free agents are always getting vacuumed up by elite, upper-echelon teams like the... /checks notes... Philadelphia Phillies and Chicago White Sox.

Nick Foles and his third leg will never have to pay for a drink in Philadelphia again. Yeah tonight sucked but injuries, a bad interception (his fault), and a ball through his best receivers hands did them in. Oh well its the nature of sports. I wish him nothing but the best wherever he ends up. And go Andy Reid? I…

If you need me, I’ll be stuffing my face with Wawa to dull the sadness.

I’m sure Angelo will be happy to hear from your fake fan ass in the morning.