Calls against the Cowboys are always good calls.

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

As the Eagles fall, Gritty rises 

Found the moron. 

Has anything gone from nightmare fuel kill-it-with-fire pariah to universally beloved as fast as Gritty? 

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

I know how that feels. Yesterday I thought I had already taken the last step down the stairs... but there was one stair left.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

+1 only dog that isn’t a good dog

* - Against Right Handed Pitching

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

That’s why LeBron isn’t the GOAT.

Because MJ would have gutted Smith and feasted on his heart for all to see if it was his team.

Just gonna ignore everything the review said, huh?

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

I wish we had seen the avengers react to Rocket appearing. Loved the “I am Groot/ I Am Steve Rogers” exchange.

Red Skull was the biggest surprise in that movie for me.

I saw the movie last night specifically so that I could resume using the internet.