Anyone check on Drew?

This one is for your grandfather, then. E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!!!!

I wasn’t expecting such a dominant performance but you better believe I was ecstatic about the outcome. Foles was great, the defense swarmed, and the running game was on fire. Just a complete game all around for the Eagles. I find it funny that I was hoping the Vikes would lose on a missed field goal but after their…

Don’t worry, there’s a 100% chance Elway throws a dump truck full of money at Foles this off season.

this is the third time in my life that I’ve seen my (now almost 90) grandfather genuinely drunk off his ass, the prior two being the last two games of the 2005 season. While I’m certainly a brainwashed eagles fan, my poppop has been hoping a win pretty much forever, and this is probably his last shot at seeing it, and…

always trust the Vikings to play their worst game at the most important time of the year.

Nah.

No.

hmm ok

You are a joyless, miserable person.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

So who was their Rooney rule interviewee?

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Philadelphia, you just open the door to your hotel, right downtown, we play. That’s why this place rocks with nothing but Eagle fans, and I love it.

Someone call Jeff Garcia. He’s already got the jersey and everything.

Phuck you.

Also I hope Nick Foles turns into Superman and wins a Super Bowl because 2017 is WEIRD

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins