+1 book suppository

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

My first thought was that W looked a little like crab legs.

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

You are also forgetting one key component of being a successful quarterback in the NFL. And it is totally out of the QB’s control.

if you’ll allow me to get way ahead of myself for a moment—will be included in retrospective highlight reels after Wentz retires an Eagles legend.

Also, if you haven’t heard the story of Wentz and Lukas Kusters AKA “The Dutch Destroyer”- well, prepare your heartstrings.

You could even say he...

I assume someone else was supposed to write this story about Wentz, but traded down.

Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.

I got to:

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.

I cannot read this.