Motherfucking element of surprise, that's what.

I'd say Jim's for downtown options... but go to Dinic's in the reading terminal market or John's in south philly for their roast pork. Paesano's also makes ridiculous sandwiches... but they're a little highbrow compared to a cheesesteak or roast pork sandwich.

Dalessandro's in Roxborough is the best steak in Philly.

I'm going to be that guy - Pat's and Geno's are the worst places in Philly for cheesesteaks.

TWEET THE LEG BILLY

So is that tree guy going to be raisin' Bran?

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

Oh and by the way, as if all the above weren't enough: Bumgarner was also the best hitting pitcher in baseball this season (.258, 4 HR, 15 RBI, .755 OPS). http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11…

It would explain the religious insanity that's still going on. And hey! That means we actually have 300 more years to get a hoverboard right!

Let's not forget "Policed Mode"

"Eh, we're good"

Stages of Marshawn Lynch

Oh hey, don't mind me. Just a brown diesel manual wagon passing through here.

I had NOT heard that! He should write about it sometime.

Hey great write-up guys but I noticed you forgot to mention the Hellcat so I wanted to correct that mistake:

Han shot first.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

So... 9 ate 7?