Man what's wrong with you. Children can't eat vans!

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Riley has two parents? What kind of crazy Bizzaroworld movie is this?

He went on to tell the team not to sign Coach Strong's pledge and join him on a drive to Houston for Aerosmith tickets.

To be fair he did drink from the Holy Grail. Maybe that's why he survived.

Iron Man.

In fact, his shield is literally a giant bullseye.

Grammar shifting, not double spacing like you should. I live my life a paragraph at a time. For those 10 sentences or less, I'm comprehensive reading.

Jerry Jones is probably super pissed that every other team's screen is just as big as his.

Let's take it to the consumerist extreme - if you're going to fake the engine sound, put options in the infotainment system menu, and let me pick which engine I'm in the mood for! Program it to fake a Merlin V12, Cobra 427, heck, why not an F16 jet sound!

Washington has been playing dirty as hell this whole game

This is an accurate description of the process.

I believe the correct spelling is now "A22-Eating Gossip."

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

That's the old Stormtrooper suit, not the new Stormtrooper suit

Yuengling's Black and Tan, however... Beer Advocate calls it "Style: Black & Tan," but I think it should be "Style: It is super easy to drink 6 of these quickly."

symbolic??

Writing this as an Eagles fan, all I can say is that I am ecstatic watching this backfield go to work. There were (and still are) questions about the wisdom of letting Jackson go in the off-season, but having a player like Sproles who can both compliment and spell LeSean McCoy is a rare treat, and an offensive…

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.