"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

This is awesome, I just hope nobody tries this in San Francisco cause no brakes with those SF hills means someone is gonna have a bad day.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

Not for nothing, but plopping LeBron on a team with a bunch of young kids that he could mold into whatever he wanted?

Farting in the shower is exhilarating. You always underestimate the quick, and horrendous stench in a hot shower.

*reads list of team names*

*stops*

Looks like a real...

Put your fucking phones down and actually experience the event!

You're superstitious, which means you are too stupid to live.

@DarrenRovell: /cums

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

Simply astonishing. My father is blind. My parents (who have been married for 38 years) raised me to adapt and try to understand his reality. I was given the responsibility to be his eyes as young as 6 years old. He and I walked to the hardware store to buy such things as a saw and sized screws, rode the bus and…

Does not include "Shillelaghs it", therefore this is garbage.