And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

No DOUBT. Best fast food sandwich there is. Tuscan chicken on ciabatta? Go frolic in the vineyards with Diane Lane with that bullshit. Number six 4 lyfe

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

What's John Kruk doing in the background?

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

Neat fact, that wallpaper is actually the diagram for every single Eagle's play.

Glad y'all think it's "endearing."

Did you watch the video?

Sad dash is sad...

No post about all the Rangers fans calling Simmons a nigger?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

After watching the video, I understand now why this wasn't filed to "Korean Short RBIs."

Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.

Especially when these same pitchers scream and fist-pump after big strikeouts to end the inning. How come they get to celebrate big plays, but if a guy hits a HR he has to simply jog around the bases like nothing happened.

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

Well, Carson was a drunk, petty, womanizing wife-beater who was really great at his job, so maybe you're right.

Johnny Carson is the Babe Ruth of the Late Night Talk Show genre.