Man what's wrong with you. Children can't eat vans!

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He went on to tell the team not to sign Coach Strong's pledge and join him on a drive to Houston for Aerosmith tickets.

Grammar shifting, not double spacing like you should. I live my life a paragraph at a time. For those 10 sentences or less, I'm comprehensive reading.

Jerry Jones is probably super pissed that every other team's screen is just as big as his.

Let's take it to the consumerist extreme - if you're going to fake the engine sound, put options in the infotainment system menu, and let me pick which engine I'm in the mood for! Program it to fake a Merlin V12, Cobra 427, heck, why not an F16 jet sound!

Washington has been playing dirty as hell this whole game

This is an accurate description of the process.

I believe the correct spelling is now "A22-Eating Gossip."

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

Yuengling's Black and Tan, however... Beer Advocate calls it "Style: Black & Tan," but I think it should be "Style: It is super easy to drink 6 of these quickly."

Writing this as an Eagles fan, all I can say is that I am ecstatic watching this backfield go to work. There were (and still are) questions about the wisdom of letting Jackson go in the off-season, but having a player like Sproles who can both compliment and spell LeSean McCoy is a rare treat, and an offensive…

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

Because there are some (rather bizarre and extreme) circumstances under which the drag-out video could have made it look much worse than it was.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

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Upton, BJ?