(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

Because there are some (rather bizarre and extreme) circumstances under which the drag-out video could have made it look much worse than it was.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

#3 brought to you by the film "The Place Behind The Pines"

Upton, BJ?

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

This is awesome, I just hope nobody tries this in San Francisco cause no brakes with those SF hills means someone is gonna have a bad day.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

Not for nothing, but plopping LeBron on a team with a bunch of young kids that he could mold into whatever he wanted?

Farting in the shower is exhilarating. You always underestimate the quick, and horrendous stench in a hot shower.

*reads list of team names*

*stops*