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Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

Because there are some (rather bizarre and extreme) circumstances under which the drag-out video could have made it look much worse than it was.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

"They" wouldn't be grammatically accurate, for what that's worth now in the age of YOLO.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

The hobbits simply walked into Mordor.

Do NOT ignore the posts in your Facebook feed about the Mars / moon thing. Mock them RELENTLESSLY.

Skip all of the physics, skip all the practicality and economics, I only want one question answered - everyone knows that bird strikes are bad for airplanes. They cause extensive damage, can bring an airplane down in a hurry, and are some of the least dense animals on the planet. So, they're talking about making a…

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Upton, BJ?

I'm lonely. Let there be light!

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

I know, right? Furry little balls of death!

I would read the fuck out of a book about werecorgis.

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

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