Looks like a real...

Put your fucking phones down and actually experience the event!

You're superstitious, which means you are too stupid to live.

@DarrenRovell: /cums

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

Simply astonishing. My father is blind. My parents (who have been married for 38 years) raised me to adapt and try to understand his reality. I was given the responsibility to be his eyes as young as 6 years old. He and I walked to the hardware store to buy such things as a saw and sized screws, rode the bus and…

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

I have an interest in soccer (unlike you) which is why I can recognize an obvious problem with the game.

Right. So you come on to American blogs to complain about the futility of Americans complaining.

That's hilarious. Well, pretty sure most people don't agree.

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

Excellent piece, Dirk. Despite all the vagaries and arbitrary nature, I like baseball's vigilante justice system. Hockey's also is good. To me, it's way better to have players police certain aspects of the proceedings than umpires or the league office. That is, unless guys are looking to cause serious physical harm.…

Does not include "Shillelaghs it", therefore this is garbage.

And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.