A towel is just about the most useful thing when reading erotic HHGTTG and the most disgusting.

Sad dash is sad...

No post about all the Rangers fans calling Simmons a nigger?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

After watching the video, I understand now why this wasn't filed to "Korean Short RBIs."

future headline "They didn't make it"

Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.

Especially when these same pitchers scream and fist-pump after big strikeouts to end the inning. How come they get to celebrate big plays, but if a guy hits a HR he has to simply jog around the bases like nothing happened.

But she's not allowed to use the sword, or even acknowledge its existence, until the very end of the con. Even if it would help her in so many of her earlier con encounters.

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

Anyone see The Taco Bell Breakfast Hour show last night? It had a couple of four minute commercials about space and stuff.

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Sign: SPOT A HUMAN? DIAL 1110001111

Well, Carson was a drunk, petty, womanizing wife-beater who was really great at his job, so maybe you're right.

Johnny Carson is the Babe Ruth of the Late Night Talk Show genre.

So long, and thanks for all the flesh.

His name is Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices.

Electric Avenue?

Avatar: It defines this century because it was mostly style and little substance. It relied on flashy technology to capture attention instead of providing anything of any meat or depth. It mirrors our dependence on gadgets and lack of focus as we dig ourselves deeper into this century.