That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

So Sam isn't bringing baggage, everyone else is. Got it.

He either loses as a hero or play long enough for others to see him as a villain.

Wow, that's hard to believe.

This reminds me of the time my mom was with two dogs and I surprised her.

Only if he was driving their bus.

Deadspin Commenter 1: Yellow snow.

Find a nearby bucket of ice water and throw it in your face.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

Or as it'll appear in tomorrow's sports section:

Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.

That joke KILLED on his MySpace page.

Wow, Eli Manning looks terrible.

The idiot kicks a player, and then his teammates begin to kick the idiot. You really have to admire everybody's commitment to still not use their hands.

What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

Next years costume...

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

This is certainly better than Shannon Sharpe's impression of a football analyst