Was his hair that white before the incident? I know it would have scared me into some brown drawers if I thought I would be instantly disfigured and blind in one eye.

I have a 2009 Acura TSX in very good shape and low mileage that I want to get rid of in order to downsize my expenses when I move into a more metro area. Any advice for a PA resident? Also, any takers in the Philly area on this thread?

I appreciate your sense of ethics and responsibility, dumbass.

I hope I don't stand alone when I say that we need more space battles and less Jedi.

You can edit your own comments, dumbass.

We'll take him in Philly, won't we Chip? That's right. Trade Murray and Bradford as a package deal to the Jets for that Mariota pick. Sign AP and let the whole master plan play out.

Think what you will, but the signing of Frank Gore demonstrates that he is at least willing to help the mentally disabled.

That's nothing. Back in high school, there was this little guy on our team, and, I shit you not, one game he turns into a fucking werewolf. We were all horrified, at first. Turns out, werewolves are born to fucking ball. Our team goes from worst to first in no time. Long story short, the kid starts showing up to…

This guy gets it.

"Umm....hi," said the befuddled velociraptor.

Vegeta did it better.

Schuylkill Expressway (I-76) and Kelly Drive/East River drive circuit in Philadelphia. Would love to see something here.

Ho. Ly. Shit. Fuck. That is just about the worst/best thing I have ever seen. Screw/Thank you for the recommendation. I am going to skip lunch/kill myself now.

What the hell does "Get the wheels on the bus!" mean?

Why the obsession with bipedal robots? Wouldn't it make more sense to have 3 legged or centaur-style bots?

And the liquor/wine stores are run by the state, so the employees all work for the government. By far the most inconvenient thing in the world.

Best Mascot award goes to Mr. Celery of the Wilmington (DE) Blue Rocks

St. Louis officials should hold a "fuck you" presser and state that the money this asshole is looking for will be dumped directly into the public school system. Give all the kids iPads and Jordans and see if they still care about a football franchise that doesn't care about them.

I am that I am Kicking Your Ass

The elements necessary for life have not been available since the beginning of the universe. It has required billions of stars to live and die and spread clouds of star matter throughout the galaxies that they inhabit to come up with the concentrations of heavy elements required to produce planets and organic…