The United Federation of Dwarf Planets

Probably scoped it. No way you just hit a run like that blind. The lines are not straight downhill. Even still, you could not get me in there...

The burning of methane is a chemical reaction that requires oxygen. There would be no BOOM like you are implying. http://www.elmhurst.edu/~chm/vchembook…

Write your own stuff, and then you can complain about anything you like. Reply to me with an original idea in 5 sentences or more and we will see if you have anything worth sharing with the world that is up to your standards. Otherwise, no one gives a shit about what you are willing to "tolerate."

And people will forever remind the world that Santa got hit with snowballs. Thank god this didn't happen in Philly.

Spring break in the Kuiper Belt!

"When is dinner?" asked my dog.

This man knows. Although if you have to be in the city, Jim's is the best. Tony Luke's for roast pork.

Epidode VIII, Star Wars: Tatooine Drift

As per usual in Middle Earth, the easiest and most effective solution to any problem is eagles.

Thank you, Barry, for reporting the truth and not taking the easy route in regard to the Philly fans. Missanelli is a hack and a coward.

Love the lack of gloves. All professional criminals know it's just common courtesy to leave your fingerprints on every possible surface of a crime scene.

Batman and other heroes needs to use everyday objects to set traps way more often. The expectation that he shows up and has everything he needs to beat the bad guy(s) on his belt/car is just absurd. Or that he can just jump out of the shadows and ninja-punch everyone instead of using his time more wisely while he…

It's from The Big Lebowski, and it's a dynamite reference.

Noted, but it was almost like saying this video showed the Batmobile on the underside of an X-wing. I mean, come on.

That's the Tumbler, not the new Batmobile....

Philly transplant from faraway South Jersey here. Anytime I settle for a draft of Yuengling Lager at the bar, my immediate reaction to my first sip is always "I don't think the bartender got all of the soap out of this glass."

Hal 9000. 2001: Space Odyssey. Complex, quotable, imitated a million times since.

Do less.

I wish I was a server at whatever establishment Shady eats in next. Probably in for a fat payday to make up for this blunder.