Philly Yelpers are blowing this place up hard. Dumb, unprofessional management/owners learned a tough lesson on this one.

Immortality will become the harshest sentence.

"They" is grammatically incorrect. The subject of the sentence is singular.

A rock in a pretzel? You are a liar.

If you have never felt pain, you cannot appreciate how awesome it is to be invulnerable. Also, if every time you exhibit your enormous strength and abilities and all your guardians responded with was fear, how the hell are you supposed to grow up normal?

Operators busy. Please call back yesterday.

Jesus, smiling, removed his space helmet.

This seems appropriate to this conversation....they're all seals now....

A burrito is a burrito. It's like asking if a stew is a soup. No. Things are what they are. Get off my lawn.

FedEx invested heavily in wormhole technology.

Ghost hunters becoming the ghosts hunted.

Whatever, gravitron machines smell like farts.

If you would rather argue with a smug asshole, you could always just look in the mirror.

Patriot.

What about Longyearbyen, Svalbard? Not counted as a city?

I learned to drive stick by riding ATVs as a kid. My cousin had a Yamaha Raptor, and we used to drive deep into the South Jersey Pine Barrens. I learned to shift by feeling the weight shift during acceleration/deceleration and listening to the engine. I learned not to stall on hills by releasing the brake enough to…

"Hey, guys. There's pizza in the conference room...."

I forgot that I said no one in American sports ever cheats. Point to you. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh? I bet you said "NOT UH!!" a lot as a kid, and people hated you.