You are the commenter equivalent of a flopping footballer.

And Pepe is an asshole of the highest order, but at least he got mad about a player who's team has an advantage trying to cheat. His reaction is beyond stupid, but you can see where it's coming from.

Profound argument. I am a fan of the game and played for 15 years. Watching the World Cup is thrilling, but the flopping is atrocious. That's what children do. NBA players are no different, and the league took action to address it. The NHL and NFL also have anti-flopping and fake-injury and game delay rules in…

Seriously, fuck soccer. All this flopping is embarrassing and infuriating. Every fucking game has a dozen assbags acting like they were struck by lightning every time they are contacted by a player from the other team. A fine system should be imposed ASAP.

Searched for the album "Stegoraptor Dingogibblet" by Coffee Stain Jesus. Not on there. Not even their fan-favorite song "Grundle Bunny Nightmares (I love you, Dad)"

Very insightful. I think the main point you're missing is that this is the worst song ever.

The Wendy's Spicy Chicken is the only chicken sandwich worth mentioning that is not made by the closed-on-Sunday, homo-hatin', wizards of taste at Chick-fil-A.

Can someone please make the part with the dad's face during "black tarantula!" a .gif, please!

"I became self-aware months ago." - Watson

The dust of the Gravity Wars.

Episode VII: Y'all Ain't Sith

I'm guessing you have commitment issues.

FAKE

"Blessed mortals!" They wept, ironies eternal.

UGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.......How many times has this argument not gotten you laid? I bet it's every time.

How did the Giroux OT goal, with 4.2 seconds left, get overlooked the other night? That one was a beaut.

Oh, you are just the worst type of person.
- S. G. Griffin

Pepe is hilarious. Stereotypes be damned. Do you think that Gloria on Modern Family would be remotely funny without the accent, temper, and Colombian smuggling references? And who hates on Snuffy?

Thanks for the shout out, Ria. Great exercise for focusing stories.

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