They will not be fun. They will be terrible (if they even happen).

She’s going to have a very cushy job at Trump Media after he loses the election.

Kitchenette dying was the saddest thing. And I say that as a white middle-aged motorcycle enthusiast who cooks like twice a year.

“When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist.”

Dropping fucking n-bombs being unacceptable on multiple levels isn’t the truth being muzzled by the word police.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Old Man Yells at Chair

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

The more I think about this, the more I like the idea of a megalopolis Olympics. You could have events spread out between say, Boston, New York, Philly. (So, NYC has track and field, Philly has swimming, Boston gets gymnastics and I dunno, whatever else is left.) Visitors could go back and forth if they wanted on…

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

We have no choice but to waterboard Mr Trump. To make America great. Again.

Never been a fan, sooo.

BTW, I do not understand people in grocery aisles with carts. I manage to park mine on the side when I’m grabbing something so others can get by. And if it was in the middle of the aisle, I’d keep an eye on it and move it if it was blocking someone. But 99% of the twats in my grocery store seem absolutely oblivious to…

Trump’s response:

I’m proud of this one, although I am anticipating my new Bernie supporter followers may not be sticking around long.

“Somewhere, Hillary Clinton opened Twitter and muttered, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”

this is America, you always have to choose between the lesser of evils

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

charisma