Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

This show is a horrible disappointment on so many levels, but Lucifer’s inappropriate and uncomfortable interactions with Trixy are hilarious.

Well, St. Paul considered himself the best Pharisee and the best apostle of his time, so I can see how Kanye relates. That said, religious delusions are often a sign of mental disorders.

After his performance on SNL last night, I'd say he was creatively bankrupt as well.

Fucking serves him right for sending “Emergency Managers” out to override democracy. If the people had elected this dipshit, then at least the gov could point to them, but they didn’t, did they?

But what does that have to do with Hillary’s campaign? Bill isn’t running for president again. Blaming a wife for her husband’s actions, particularly his sexual wrongdoings, is pretty messed up. “If she’d been a better wife he wouldn’t have assaulted those women or had an extremely power-imbalanced thing with Monica…

*sounds of yakking*

Light beer is all awful. Just have a few good beers you enjoy rather than a suitcase of Coors Light.

Drink real beer or don't drink beer.

What, no "we only use 10% of our brain" myth? I am disappoint.