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That’s not really a correction, that’s just personal preference.

This not being a Ti-Girls adventure is disappointing.

Not to mention, unless that netting is somehow hyper-sound-absorbent, those awful little shits are gonna be kicking up a huge ruckus in there, too. I can’t recall, the last time I was near a playground, thinking, “Yes. This is the noise I wish was going on inside a movie theater while I was trying to watch a movie.”

Don’t confuse Trump and Republicans with the facts. After all, facts have a liberal bias.

Fake news! My Trumpish cousin was there and she described the atmosphere as ELECTRIC! And SO PROUD! She also thinks Melania is the classiest First Lady we’ve ever HAD! (Much of her expressions come in all caps. She’s also dumb as a stick.)

He did say some totally insane things though, as well as a whopping number of outright lies. I don’t understand why the content got such a nearly universal pass from mainstream media. They apparently just forgot all about facts and sanity, and went right back to the normalizing coverage that helped put him in office

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

These are my thoughts exactly on FJM. I thought about listening to some of his stuff the other day, but opted for the new Grandaddy album instead.

Come on, this is too easy, most of them are in this picture:

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Your commander-in-chief, ladies and gentleman.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

His total lack of humor about himself or anything else is so creepy. And such a contrast when you see Obama in the same video cracking up even more at the jokes at his own expense than at any others.

If the world were just, Trump wouldn’t be POTUS in the first place.

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

Buk buk buh caw!

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

I’m confused. The “fake news” by “made up sources” is simultaneously real leaks that the FBI can’t stop?

To be fair, maybe this means CNN, Politico, and the Times will—pardon my vernacular—stop sucking off this administration and actually do real, unashamed reporting on it. They may have been denied access, but they still exist as organizations and can still do their jobs.

JESUS fucking christ - tell me you made up all those names!