I’m always sort of evenly divided between two camps when it comes to clothing.

We happen to be running low on hand sanitizer for normal use. My wife was unable to buy any today because the grocery store is cleaned out. I have to go to CVS anyway so I’m going to check, but I don’t have high hopes. These people I assume have running water and soap, and will be at places with restrooms at various…

The Little Dude (5) has been home with the stomach flu the last two days. So yeah, wash your hands, because the stomach flu and the regular flu are going around too. We are coming up on hour 18 puke-free, which means he will probably return to school tomorrow.

What irritates me is that these “grab it all NOW!” types are causing more supply delays than the actual virus. I just need a regular amount of toilet paper! Please quit hoarding it!

On my 21st birthday, we got a few two liters of strawberry soda and a bottle of vodka, mixed them together and proceeded to play Necromunda(Its a table top miniature game) all night.   It sounds super nerdy but 21 years later and I kinda want to celebrate my 42 birthday next week the same way.  

In my 20s, I got shit hammered drunk at an open margarita bar at a country club reception in Texas. We took a taxi home, and the guy had to pull over to get gas. I opened the back door and vomited. My husband had gone inside to get something to drink and comes back to find me throwing up and a police officer walking…

In 1939, the Army Air Corps had a total inventory of 1,700 planes.

Not trying to be mean or face shame but WTF is wrong with his face?  It looks like it was created with Playdoh.

What’s the point of this?  I’m familiar with countries trying to incentivize baby-making when the birth rate is in decline, but what possible benefit could more children have on a country that’s in a death spiral for reasons completely unrelated to the ratio of old people to young people?  Their economy is too wrecked…

Salute to Ms. Walter and all the Rosies. You done your country proud.

Giant Meteor 2020!

Rest in peace Rosalind, you absolute badass. 

Why do all the Trump men look like their faces have been photoshopped on even in real life?

“You can’t buy personality, or respect, or your daddy’s love ... uh, what was I talking about?”

There is no investment “some leftists” have, you disingenuous, ignorant troll. Venezuela is not socialist; Venezuela is a fascist, authoritarian regime who nationalized key industries for greed and power. It is much closer to the monarchical oil kleptocracies of the Middle East for the same reasons.

Not going to lie, I kinda like Emma Chamberlain’s outfit, especially the jacket.  I agree the rest are really fucking ugly though.  All of the skirts should be burned in a fire, especially the weirdly shiny button up one with the bunched elastic waistband.  

I dunno.  I mean, when he says “you can’t buy personality” he’s definitely speaking from experience.

You just wait until he turns his sights on Tom Steyer. It’ll be brutal.

Take that, Democrat party frontrunner Michael Bloomberg!

Being on call sounds really irritating! Actually being on the jury I had work calling me asking to help fix problems during any breaks we had. I would call, but I can’t fix computer problems over the phone. I can’t see what you did.