Ok, based on the responses I got here, I watched it. To me...meh. Maybe he needs more stage time or something? Also the audience seemed kinda lukewarm too.

Susie is the best part of this show and I wish they would give her a spin-off - Rhoda Morgenstern-style.

As a former horny 14 year-old, I must tell you that this is spot-on analysis.

Are we talking about the outfits or their voices?

“Let's see, slide the Butt slider to the max, and of course the Breasts also gotta be maxed out too, Waist? Let's slide that to the minimum."

I get what you’re saying, but it sounds a lot like the people who say “Pre-Kim Kanye was so...) and that removes any self accountability from them both. Maybe they are both just equally tacky and perfect for each other. 

Not gonna lie, I laughed more than I expected to. My issue with Pete is that I am so blinded by love for John Mulaney that I have allowed his eternal support of Pete cloud my judgement.

I started it and turned it off.

100%. A terrific gag on the last season of Broad City, with one of the characters doing a fab montage of being all kickass in a latex Matrix outfit with music playing, and then the music cuts out and it’s just rubbery squeaking as she walks around.

Let me first say that I got no dog in this hunt; but maybe living with his mother is the safest place for him right now.

The transformation started way before Kanye. She was already way into the butt implants and plastic surgery before him, he just finished molding her - literally and figuratively. 

Kim looks like she was designed by a horny 14 year old in the character designer of a mid 2010s character creator for an RPG. I don’t get how she’s an “ideal” bodyshape when it looks like someone ripped out half her spine and shortened her as a result.

The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc…

Has anyone watched his Netflix show? Is he an actual comedian and not just the funniest guy in his high school lunchroom? His SNL appearances don’t show much....

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

Pre-Kanye Kim was so beautiful. I remember seeing her as a young 20-something and actually feeling good about being a short girl with a big butt. I never liked Kanye, but when I heard he threw away all her clothes like some kind of controlling maniac I got a bad feeling about where that relationship was going. Oh well.

Can Julianne Hough just peg Brooks and get it over with so we can stop hearing about either of their “explorations of their sexuality”? But not in blackface Julianne! - we know you need to be reminded. Maybe that’s the sticking point? Julianne keeps insisting on bringing blackface into their sexy games and Brooks…

Only comparison I can think of is when you hire someone at entry level and they end up being amazing. In the corporate world you can either try to juice them for as much as possible at the low wage you’re paying until they leave (and you decide if you’re going to really try and enforce the non-compete clauses), or you…

Didn’t realize the Kardashians are in the next matrix movie.

Does anyone actually expect Katy Perry and Taylor Swift to hang out? I wouldn’t even expect them to go out of the way to walk across the room to say hi to each other if they were at the same event, other than they would have to because of not-news like this. Last weekend I had lunch with the friend I’ve known the…