At the end of days, wise women will look to even wiser women for guidance—and so I look to Wendy Williams.

Finally: something good has come of this outbreak. 

Wendy Williams criticising someone for their choice of husband?? We all know Nicki’s man is garbage but what should she do, find someone who will cheat on her in public for years and have a baby with another woman while they both spend all her money?

Lol - while Jennifer spends the rest of her life living on the beach with her doggies, smoking the finest herb California has to offer, and spending her Friends money.

I hope he spends the rest of his (short) life making hand sanitizer.  

It’s literally slave labor man. Just because it’s ubiquitous doesn’t make it alright. 

“I just gave the IRS one set of iTunes gift card numbers, why are they calling again for more?”

“described in orientation documents as “human lasagna.””

We realize that emotions over the last two weeks cover the spectrum and that some have and will continue to feel isolation and pain

Brad Pitt is nearly twice the age of Alia Shawkat. I do not think they would make a good couple, at all.

I kind of love her.

These kids couldn’t have actually been shocked at this reversal, right?

all this means is rich donors threatened to withhold money from the school so they backtracked. not rocket science.

“We realize that emotions over the last two weeks cover the spectrum and that some have and will continue to feel isolation and pain.”

I think in the case of some students, with very religious parents, BYU is their only chance to go to college. But yeah hopefully the minute they graduate they’ll tell them all to go to hell and join the secular world.

If the religion you follow (likely through indoctrination from childhood) tells you that the god you worship hates you because of a defining aspect of yourself that has been with you since birth, i dunno...maybe leave that religion and find one that accepts you for who you are?

Can’t we think about the real victims here? What’s important is that the lawyers get paid.

I’m good with searches.

I want to know how Trump is dealing with the stock market news, but not to look him up on Twitter.

Hopefully 45 will get coronavirus