Please do a feature on the Ulla Johnson show, it gave me life

Awh, poor babies.  I’m so glad no one had cell phone cameras at my middle school dances.

Short answer: I needed to feel relevant again.

Ariana Grande was seen kissing a mystery man in West Hollywood. Here they are sneaking out of Lucky Strike.

This is exactly why I try to stand up for my beliefs only though hatred. 

How come penises are never subjected to the "dirty genitals" marketing crap? Because I slept with an uncut guy once, and he fucking REEKED! Where was his masculine deodorant spray?!

It’s one of those rich people sports that ordinary folks have never heard much about (except once every four years in the Olympics), and therefore, wouldn’t know enough about to wonder how that kid made the team. It’s like schools with sailing teams. Would an average college sports fan know what a typical sailing…

I still don’t get why you’d choose ROWING of all things when people that row competitively have very obvious physical indications that they row.

Don’t be sad. Last time she visited europe, she got mugged and bound in her hotel room. I love my country ^^
I don’t condone crimes in any way, buuuuuuuut... I wasn’t too mad for this one :D

A lot of people like putting things that vibrate in or near their vaginas, and how well that works depends very much on their intentions

From the directions on the banner image: “Our products work through the herb’s own vibrational energy and our users’ own vibrational energy and intent placed into our product.”

Yeah it’s not the best picture, I went with it more because they’re golden bears. Here’s a better one for you:

My mom used to constantly bitch about Katerina Witt’s figure skating costumes, swearing that “a boob is going to pop out on purpose any minute.”

Funny story, one time a guy took me on a date to a collegiate gymnastics meeting.  He swore it was just for the love of the sport.

Honestly, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the actual red carpet. This is such a superior group of looks!

“Klob2020 - She Wants To Talk To The Manager - Of AMERICA!”

Regardless of her (justified) contempt for Buttigieg, Klobuchar seems to have staked out a position in this primary as the person who says “no”, which is about as inspiring, if not less, than Buttigieg’s empty, focus-grouped-Obama Live-Laugh-Love business-consultant rhetoric.

I can empathize with her disdain of Buttigieg.