Jareth has more style any day of the week than Donnie Half Scoop could achieve given the entire universe and all of time.

May jackals sit on her grandmother’s grave.

He’s like a multiply-erased smudgy pencil sketch that isn’t getting any better with each try.

“Hey do you have a minute to talk about-“

Came here to protest about this. Goblin royalty deserves respect.

Donald Trump Jr bitching about neopotism and profiting from your father’s name somehow perfectly encapsulates our hell dimension. 

The flabby witless babbling of a sad chinless man. The beard does nothing to hide it, either, it just makes his face look more crotch-like.

You’re asking the church to jettison its whole model of governance. It’s a “Mediterranean Model” or “Mafia Model.”

Stephen Colbert’s was better:

I want that hat for work meetings

The weird thing is even though Porter’s ensemble isn’t the norm, looking at him, he seems like a healthy, symmetrical handsome human being. Junior, however, just seems off. His outfit, hair, and beard follows trends, and he looks put together, but there’s something about him that feels wrong and intensely awkward. It…

Curses on Ivana forever for having him.

Reminds me of this:

So is he saying that we can start making fun of Barron Trump or nah?

I want a hat like this that I wear open by default and which I then close slowly (while maintaining a deadpan expression, natch) when people are bothering me

How dare you besmirch the good name of Jareth, The Goblin King!

I also think it looks like something the fictional pop star Powerline from A Goofy Movie would wear, and everyone knows that character was loosely based on Prince.

It’s a “Spy Kids” shoe....

These look like what children’s programming in the late 80's thought shoes would look like in 2020. I guess that’s fine, if Nickelodeon retro-futurism is your thing.

Sounds like Meek need Irina Shayk as a life coach.