I mean, IGGY FUCKING AZALEA getting a nomination tells you everything you need to know about the legitimacy of this award show. A bullfrog high on ketamine could turn out better “raps” than that fraud.

American politics makes more sense when you realize the Democratic establishment is basically center-right and the Republicans are sociopaths.

I don’t really care about the deficit, but it is worth noting that the deficit increased under Reagan (who helped popularize deficit fear mongering), H.W., and W., and are increasing under Trump even as the Republican majority in Congress is filled with Tea Partiers who are bemoaned by Congress. Meanwhile, the…

Right? Like an ACTUAL Nazi. Not just a sympathizer, and not an unfortunate resident of a country that had already fallen victim to it, but a real live breathing Nazi. The Queen Mother’s lifelong hatred for her (and subsequent refusal to give her HRH) has a helluva lot more to do with that than because she married a…

I believe when they were in the Bahamas they referred to local residents as “near monkeys” or some such vile racism that was shockingly course even for that era.

Je telephone a la police

“Edward and Wallis were deliberately marginalized, both out of straight-up animosity and the need to clear the decks of the old king to shore up the new one.”

The Grammy’s are corrupt, self-serving bullshit?

Not surprised, not surprised at all. We (i.e black folks) knew something wasn’t right when macklemore won anything over Kendrick Lamar. Absolutely ridiculous.

Right?!?! Let’s wrap up the third act, and get her to her one year prison sentence reduced to four months for good behavior, so we can return to ignoring her horrible lifetime movies, and reminising about cheap Target t shirts from the 90's.  

The only letters Wallis Simpson probably wanted were ‘SS’, so that was probably a good call.

Queen Elizabeth is on par with the NFL then.

Ain’t no one inviting him to the cook out.

I’m officially bored with the Aunt Becky Olivia Jade Mossimo No-Lips saga. The writing is terrible, the characters shallow and undeveloped, the stakes are low, the conflict banal; ultimately there will be no catharsis to reward the patient reader.

And then they thought, Hey, that’s a good name for our child?

Funny you should say that because there was an ISP in the DC area called Radixnet in the early 90's when people were starting to hook up to the internet through dail-up. We used to have it in our house.  Benji and his brother are from Waldorf, MD, which is a DC suburb.  Maybe they had it is well?  

What is Raddix? Is it even a name? It sounds a computer operating system from the 80s.

What I want to know is how you read the endnotes of Infinite Jest if you cut it in half.

Boomers refuse to retire, mostly because they think the rest of us care deserve to hear what they have to say. About any-fucking-thing.

Peggy Siegel is 72 years old and has run one of the top showbiz PR firms in NYC for 40 years. Surely she must have a substantial nest egg. DOESN’T ANYONE JUST RETIRE ANYMORE?