Time to start a Foundation, I guess.

Nah, Dana Carvey as McConnell.  He’s still got his turtle costume from Master of Disguise. 

Adam Sandler is stuttering, baby-voiced Cajun chef Michele Fontenot, who has left the bayou to open a wildly popular restaurant in Times Square featuring a giant alligator tank. He is smitten with Drew Barrymore, who runs a school for developmentally disabled children, and has invited her to bring the children to a…

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

None of these have the requisite offensiveness for a truly bad Sandler movie.

First Son sounds amazing...

I’m pretty sure these are just directly copied off Netflix’s “COMING SOON” page. C’mon. Fess up.

I can only hope this turtle gets a lifetime achievement presentation at the next AVN Awards.

The resemblance is uncanny.

CSI: Risa

Mount and Trek

Unfortunately, no one can be told how many lights there are. You have to see it for yourself.

Stoked about Hamill but that does suck about Feldstein’s character not being around. The Jenna storyline was pretty good, especially the fact she (a random person) became a vampire while Guillermo didn’t and seethed with jealousy. I don’t need her around every episode but its still a bummer she won’t be there at all

In 2019 we learned that the secret to true horror is not trying to make a horror movie.

I prefer The Meowling, or as you know it, Cats.

I just watched a presidential press conference about escalating military tensions with another country. I also watched the fact that said president was clearly drugged-up and slurring his words go strangely unremarked-upon in the media.