A solid third of the “shockers” are that ... people have hair and it sometimes moves.  Did a Ken doll write this?

$10 says the blind item is Kellyanne and George Conway

I may have made a comment in the near past that Joan’s photoshop access should be revoked and I’d like to retract it with a full apology. Those psychedelic photo arrangements were merely a practicing ground for this, which is now the only way I want to ingest my tabloid news. HNY!

Whelp, Pete, I never trusted you. I always felt that you are a closet racist. And now here we are the Rhodes Scholar can’t read, can’t see, and doesn’t listen to black folks. Hmmmm, sounds like some others on the ticket as well. People lets judge these folks by what they do. Damn what they say cause they are lying…

This unaccomplished slug standing on a debate stage Tuesday night in place of Castro, Harris & Booker is a travesty. Yes we truly are invisible when this walking testament to mediocrity & apathy is praised as “electable” while more qualified candidates were ignored or expected be props for Biden, Warren etc. Mayo Pete…

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When even a Royal has more sack...

There’ve been enough Bob Dylan films (though this could only be about circa 1960 cute Dylan). Enough. And after Freddie and Elton, how about a focus on women?

Tacky-ass piece of trash. Big talk from a guy who’d probably claim bone spurs, just like daddy.

Well, the thing about Marine basic is they require you to do a lot of chin ups and since he doesn't have one I think that would disqualify him.

I can’t believe this clown wanted a Nobel Peace Prize for bowing to Kim Jong Un. Lmao.

Didnt the Papa Johns guy cut hours so people wouldn't qualify for healthcare benefits? At my job part and full time get benefits but theres a very big difference in guaranteed number of hours. And theres an ever growing number of flex employees who dont get anything at all including sick leave.

Of course, the 53 billion barrels of oil recently discovered in Iran, has nothing to do with it. Wonder when we can expect Don Jr to register Trump Oil

This would be great. Cut everybody’s wages 20%, but like the article says they’d actually be more productive, so the JOB CREATORS can see even more return for their business acumen. Also, keep the classification of “full-time” at 40h/wk, so now nobody gets benefits (as if anybody were getting any health insurance or…

“We”...like the US military is equipped to just “take the oil” and “we” are going to somehow benefit from it. He’s a world-class simpleton with no earthly idea re: how anything actually works.

The plot is extraordinarily far fetched, even for a movie. I mean, joke real estate developer Donald Trump is supposed to be president? This makes no sense, even for a fictional alt-history. 

Dipshit in Chief’s been attempting war crimes for a while now. Even before he became the Presidump, he wanted to claim Iraq’s oil as a victory prize.

Now I want a show about Orcs and other beasties beating up Geraldo. 

But why would they remove Cavill’s moustache, when he’s playing the famously mustachioed Geraldo Rivera? It makes no sense!