Actual conversation between my mom and me:

He wanted to know what was in it, since he hadn’t seen the interior before. This was taken right before he asked where the pictures were.

To see what the person who actually wrote it had to say

My brain got confused when I saw her on screen because my eyes told me “Richard Simmons?!” and my ears told me “Amy Sedaris!!!”

How will anyone tell?

*Vermin

I thought you said this these were fake? This is just a clip of a press conference from a couple of days ago.

She was great, she needs her own Star Trek show.  There was another amazing cameo Ming-Na.

I have not yet seen this (because I am holding out on ponying up for yet another streaming service), but am just here to say - there is nothing that cannot be improved upon with the addition of Amy Sedaris. That is all.

remind me again why we aren’t publicly eating people like this?

Hey now, it’s well known that Ivanka Trump’s jewelry line is extremely important in the Indian and Indian-American cultures. 

And if you look to your left, you’ll see the concern troll.

This is all I really came her for. I’ve got leather couches that look better.

She looks like she’d be first in line for a Dalmatian coat.

The fact that she was able to nationally publicize her ownership of the item and then get her money back for it from the state is a coincidence.

as she “travels to Washington D.C., from Indiana each week to work at CMS,”

Whatever it is, it's not working. 

I bought Dove Intensive moisturizer at Dollar Tree a few weeks ago...like it a lot. $1.

Luckily for Williamson, truth is not a thing anymore.

Marianne is just trying to out-boomer Biden for some of those sweet elderly voters.