In truth whenever I told people I was ordering it, they were more turned off by the extra mayo I always ordered.

I am sick of his supporters constant insistence people only oppose Trump because they hate him. 

People say that, but MSNBC is pretty fucking horrible. I wouldn’t know what to do with Fox News parents but yeah I’m sure it’s horrible in a myriad of other ways. Either way, it still sucks to watch my parents let ANY 24 hr news network rot their fucking brains.

So many questions ... How many 69 voters are there, and how was the typeform able to ascertain voters' sexual preferences when deciding whether or not to count their votes?

Nope! Sorry, I don’t make the rules. No such thing as a bad dog, only a bad owner.

Okay, but aren’t you thankful it wasn’t the fox blondes who were on every waking moment?

As I recall, the original run was pretty garbage when it came to trans representation, and the new one isn’t much better. I will probably skip this, unless I hear that things have improved significantly.

Why do I love this show so much?!?! I'm gay, it's a dumpster fire of stereotypes, and yet I can't help myself. I cheered when that bitch bit it.

I voted for Ivanka’s dog but I’m pretty sure it was a knee jerk reaction just from seeing the word “Trump” on the screen. #triggered

I think it’s because John McCain is her father. You knew that, right?

OK, y’all: dogs are good. Even dogs owned by bad people. I would vote for Ivanka in a heartbeat, but let’s not bring an innocent puppo into this.

That vote was determined by just 69 voters.

I chose MSNBC over the Fox Blondes because after being at my parents’ house for almost a week and having MSNBC on the television every waking moment, it really affected my mental state. It broke me. I am broken.

That’s all fine, but if you sell something as “chicken” it should actually be chicken.

You were half right.

I have to admit, all of your science doesn’t seem as fun as pretending I’m eating yoga mats, and it’s definitely not as funny [to me] to say out loud.

God can’t even imagine what is in the meatballs.

Try our new “It’s illegal to call this” Chicken

does not surpise me that their “premium” chicken is mostly filler it always tastes off and the texture always had a rubbery-ness to it. actually more surprised that mcdonalds was above 88%.

“Come try our new Improbable Chicken!”