someone on twitter the other day referred to him as ‘Literally Wario’ and i cackled

i have to go against all the processed cheese food shills in the comments and on staff here. swiss for a tuna melt and sharp cheddar if you’re putting it with apples.

ms. williams is a professional grifter. the endorsement isn’t meant to help sanders, it’s meant to help her. she’s decided he’s the one that’s got legs so she’s hoping that throwing her lot in with him will lure more of the astrology gays to her “self-help” seminars.

joe, you shouldn’t set yourself up like that, but since you did, i have to say that i really don’t think you’re strong enough

i’ll be all chummy with my fucking neighbors as soon as they stop flicking their cigarette butts onto my goddamn lawn

yw ;)

i have no problem with this guy withholding communion. this is what catholicism is. if you’re still participating in the religion at this point, expect to be regularly confronted with the reality of the matter. you can change religions at any time if you don’t believe catholic doctrine.

imagine how much cocaine you could produce if you only stopped white men wearing suits worth more than 5,000$

well but from the look of it, the water polo players can get away with being a little, ah, beefier....

even just half of my credit card debt would be a big help

jeez, you gave me a heart attack with that headline, but it turns out it’s about going on a cruise ship

if i had to guess, i would say cher was planning some kind of performance, remembered the outfit, and had to google image search it for whoever she was working with to show them the inspiration

“i’m going to TP your garage” is still a threat, albeit not a death threat

also like an intestinal polyp, you’re always glad when they’re gone

this house costs 115x as much as my house, and it’s 17x the size

to me that’s the face of a dog thinking, ‘i could have bit her at the start! i could have taken a big ol’ chomp out of her right at the beginning, and then i’d be in charge, and none of this would be happening. but we’re here now, so that’s life...’

this is a heterosexual man, here - he probably thinks watersports is the height of depravity

the most befuddling to me is people who still identify as catholics who also say they’re on the left, politically. what sort of internal psychological gymnastics do you have to execute to maintain that belief? the pope believes all abortion is a mortal sin and homosexuals are going to hell and on and on - if you don’t…