unarmed civilians don’t shoot back

because it’s so stiff and shapeless, it looks like a sofa cover - like she unzipped the sofa cover, put in some arm holes, and stuck her head through the zipper

i’ve heard that you can achieve the desired effect by injecting cocaine up your urethra

i mean my conditions here are the same as with steyer; vegas wedding in front of the drunkest elvis officiant we can find, fuck once and yes i will give it my full attention and effort, followed by an immediate divorce in which i get 50% of his assets

no one ever died from infertility

i don’t know if i would say ‘self-loathing’ but his grindr profile definitely did not include his face, and did include the word ‘masc’

she plays it close to the vest so we don’t even really know how she feels about this, but my impression is that she’s not the kind to take love hard anymore, you know? like, the relationship started because it was fun for them, and then it ran its course and was less fun, and she just moved on when it didn’t make…

now taking bets on the percentage of pharmacists that would deny a woman plan b who would gladly and freely sell a post-apocalyptic-size stockpile to a man

they’re smart enough to know that these days, you can’t say ‘be more like mickey rooney in breakfast at tiffany’s’ without landing yourself in some hot water, so this is what we get instead

In April of 2019, Benedict wrote a 6000-word essay on current church issues, including the ongoing church sex abuse scandal. According to NPR, the pope emeritus blamed the scandal on shifting cultural norms, including “the secularization of the West, the sexual revolution of the 1960s and more generally, ‘the…

sounds to me like the satanists need to open an adoption agency that refuses to place people with hypocritical christian families

it doesn’t reduce your testosterone supply, it doesn’t involve removal of the testes, it doesn’t even stop a person from ejaculating - literally all it does is stop sperm from entering the ejaculate

possibly the rapist’s attorneys are hoping to claim, when he is inevitably convicted on his many crimes, that the jury was biased and they need a retrial?

pretty sure timmy c’s goatee is rich. i was sure mary sue was our joanie, but since it’s her byline i don’t know if she answered the questionnaire or not. jennifer anniston gave her identity away in question 1. other than that, i’m not sure, although i will guess that baby yoda is megan and pizza rat is julianne.

alumna for a singular female former SATC cast member, or alumnae for multiple; alumn for a single male, or alumni for multiple

am i alone in assuming it’s because he’s boffing the cat ejaculator? they seem awfully chummy of late.

i can’t bring myself to watch a video starring a kardashian but from available descriptions, i would guess maybe they do the craft services for their ‘tv show’ out of the house?

style-wise, indubitably

i don’t think so; this looks like an actual shoe, with arch support and laces and that. the adidas thing seems like less than that - almost like the bougie version of those socks they give you at the hospital with grip pads on the sole.

if uber is pleased with the outcome, then it’s a bad outcome