personally i will take real housewives drama all day every day over white rapper drama

coa-lange

maybe we could do an al capone situation and have the good people at sanrio destroy him, break his spirit, and take all his money

put me in mind of mohamed hadid’s monstrosity over in your neck of the woods, albeit with less risk of the entire hillside landing atop the neighbors

that exact mix of laconic, wry, and tortured is going to be difficult for anyone. i too have concerns, but i can’t think off the top of my head of anyone working in tv right now who’d be better suited.

the plot is compelling, but his prose is workmanlike, at best. the show really adds a lot to the story, because you get the talent of the cast really bringing the characters to life in a way the books struggled to do.

i guess here’s me being a sex-negative reactionary monster but i would prefer to be able to get a drink at a bar without being jizzed on. is getting a room too much to ask?

anita hill apology watch, day 10,036:

the actual nugget of truth buried at the bottom of that mountain of bullshit is that enough estrogen gets into the water supply thanks to estrogen-based birth control methods that in some areas it has been observed to have a feminizing effect on some species of frog

wish in one hand and shit in the other, lady.... by all means, advance the conversation about reparations, but i’m going to just go ahead and continue to perceive that you are unfit for office if you believe crystals have magic powers. or even if you don’t believe it but are willing to cynically exploit and thereby…

basic literacy isn’t even his friend. if you tried to talk to him about semantics he’d assume you were talking about kushner.

if she campaigned against hillary before the primary, that’s just what a primary is. if she was still campaigning against hillary after the primary, that’s definitely not great.

i guess i’m confused why it’s some sort of black mark that she voted for jill stein. i don’t like jill stein - that vaccine-trutherism-pandering is enough to turn me off anyone, instantly - but dawson lives in new york city, new york. there was a zero point zero percent chance the state would go for anyone other than…

find me a fast food company that isn’t awful, though. and personally, as one of them there homos, i’ll take chick fil a over everyone’s best boo, amazon, because at least the workers at the chick fil a aren’t sobbing and/or having to pee in bottles at their workstation when i pull up to the window.

this administration is a rorschach test. they’re all hideous and monstrous, but in slightly different ways. whoever you are, one of these ghouls is guaranteed to drive you mad far more than the rest, and it probably says a lot about your psyche and background which one it is.

i’ve just sort of gone along with the consensus about crispy rat, that he’s a secret conservative and all, but i wonder now if he isn’t, like, a golden retriever? big and dumb and good-hearted but extremely gullible. like, every time you fake-throw the tennis ball, he’s going for it. every time. and someone sold him a…

thank you for this correct take

it also had a moon buggy car chase

“all of my wrongs have been made public”?? BY YOU, THOUGH! you’re out here in public climbing other women like they were a beanstalk to a magical realm where some giant lives!

i mean the same is true of the ocean house level in vampire: bloodlines, but i would still put that up as one of the top horror game segments around