...so how do we get started on the campaign to convince them all we’d be *so triggered* if they all just killed themselves?

did they ever *not*?

hard to beat for speed, but fences are a little more economical for the budget-conscious mass murderer

oh sure, if you have that kind of cash! uncle moneybags, over here ;)

fair, but it typically doesn’t take very many monsters

that’s what i’ve always suspected

definitely have done the simcity 2000 equivalent of that. ‘thriving metropolis, eh? let’s just see how many plane crashes it takes.’

another excellent reason for fence murder

it takes like a week. surprisingly long, considering the hunger bar can bottom out over the course of a single day.

if you know of a better way to amass a collection of tombstones for landscaping purposes than inviting your most annoying neighbors over, building a fence around them on your front lawn, and waiting for them to starve to death, i’d like to hear it

i mean you don’t need to get every single crotch. for example, it’s far more economical for your nra election purchase dollar to just insert one arm up to the elbow in mitch mcconnell’s urethra, and then make him compel and coerce all the pathetic toadies he controls, than to try and manhandle them all directly.

lol

there’s one part of peggy mcintosh’s framing from that ‘89 essay that i think is dangerous for the well-intentioned white person. if white privilege is a bag full of blank checks, i could just not spend any of them and be fine and virtuous and say, ‘well *i* don’t use my white privilege, so i’m exempt from any…

if this is the best they’ve got, maybe they could let him rest in peace

i know this is off topic and i haven’t even read the article yet, but i saw that header image and i was dumbstruck. are they applying ol’ anus-face’s bronzer with a paintbrush now?? you can see the line around the outside of his pasty face where it stops. it’s like they taped the edge off before they painted it. i…

i get the strong impression that they coordinated to avoid doing anything too similar to anyone else, presumably with the aim of avoiding the impression that it was a competition. rihanna’s definitely got a strong avant garde lewk with that coral reef affair, but i love the bold pattern on hathaway, even if she sort…

a propos of nothing but the header image, imagine joining the armed services, working your whole life as diligently as possible, dedicating yourself to the goal of protecting the honor and dignity of the president of the united states - and then when you get there, it turns out the president is an orange nutsack of a…

According to Justin Brooks, director of the California Innocence Project at California Western School of Law in San Diego, mistaken identification is the leading cause of wrongful conviction, noting that it most often occurs when people attempt to identify suspects of a race other than their own.

it’s not something that ever completely goes away, but you can have a good life. my husband has fought through a lot of darkness, but he’s been in therapy and on medication and he’s doing well these days, and has been for a few years now. he laughs these days a lot more than he cries, and that hasn’t always been the…