american civil war 2: thermonuclear boogaloo

and that’s aside from the basic, second-grade-level failure to achieve verb-object agreement

and onward came the “#metoo has gone too far!” trolls

i looked as hard as i could

i know *i* try to insult white people by calling them muslims all the time. i mean, really, who doesn’t

honestly? i think our odds are better of getting puerto rico statehood and having them ratify it than any of those assholes doing it

my very first thought was, ‘if issa rae is in this one too, i will eat my goddamned hat’

if normality has been restored, does that mean that anything i still can’t cope with is my own fault? because honey, there is a lot i still can’t cope with....

on her best day, ol’ walleye sanders could not hope to look half as good as ann dowd would after being pushed off a train at high speed

of course they read the root. (or at least the headlines.) they’re the ones filling up the clapback mailbag about how y’all are the real racists. it’s just that white people believe they have this magical power to get anyone fired just by saying they’re gonna. see also every single i-wanna-talk-to-the-manager-ass…

it’s right there on the list of side effects - vomiting

fuck, can you let a bitch live? i’m not out here in these streets making shows about how your skyfriend is a delusional comfort blanket for people who can’t cope with the basic fact of mortality. y’all can’t go believe your dumb thing over there and let me be over here believing my slightly different dumb thing?

it’s like a rabbit, a kangaroo, and a deer had a 3-way and somehow, this thing fell out of one of them

it is possible to both manufacture water from hydrogen and oxygen, and decompose water into hydrogen and oxygen gases. at present, we’re not doing either at a particularly high rate - but some kinds of fuel cells have been invented that use hydrogen and oxygen and put out water, and if those become as widespread in…

does this former prosecutor and corporate attorney really think that he, by his lonesome little self, has thought of something that the entire multimillion-person worldwide endeavor of earth and climate sciences has failed to consider over the last fifty years of ceaseless examination of our planet and its many…

wow - just wow. her gyno should lose their license - that’s way too invasive, even for a princess.

i saw this on facebook and couldn’t not share:

strangulation is a major red flag and strongly correlated with higher rates of death

i was struck by that too. do they think that will endear them to us? oh, so you’re taking a strap with you to go after somebody’s grandma? why’s that? pretty sure she’s not wearing kevlar and toting a kalashnikov, so presumably you’re looking for a chance to gun the little old lady down...?