conchita wurst!!

front: it’s mother’s day! *flowers* *balloons* *kittens*

the pap sold them to outlets, but if the dude was working with the photog to stage the shots, he likely was getting an advance on that too. it’s unconfirmed, and hey maybe he just wanted some stories in the ‘bloidz about how excited he was for the wedding and how happy he was for meghan, given the tone of the previous…

so far the gold standard appears to be a criminal conviction. so i guess let’s see how scotland yard’s case goes.

no, that step comes after we convert all the world’s children to homosexuality but before brunch

yep! it’s us. we ruin everything. muahahaha!

i mean we really are the villains though. every time one of us gays gets married, the state nullifies five random straight marriage licenses. that’s the only reason we wanted gay marriage, really. 👹👹👹👹

when i went to school in hawai’i, they have a tree there that drops seed pods that are packed full of sticky sap. not only would the smell stick with you, the actual seed pods would be glued to your feet. it was gnarly.

‘aunt coulter’

i was nine years old when he married aaliyah, and i was closer to her age than he was

i mean fuck, what burglar steals a couch? is there a single home in this country where you couldn’t find something else that is both more valuable and more portable than a used sofa??

dog doo. that is 100% what i get.

i would be interested to see lupita in this role, but do we really need to remake movies that are entirely about gun violence? it’s hard to avoid glorifying it, even if you’re trying not to, or trying to problematize it.

so glad we got rid of that heritable aristocracy tho...!

america’s more heavily protestant than catholic, and the big supporters of that puckered orange anus in the white house are evangelicals, particularly. look up numbers for them and i expect you’d see something more in line with what you were expecting.

i play 🎻 but i should probably perform in drag, just to keep with the theme

succinctly, black people can’t be racist against white people because even if a black person holds prejudicial views of white people, or actively discriminates against white people from a position of some authority, they don’t have the support of a worldwide network of systems working in concert with their prejudice…

...should he even get a diploma, though? because that statement....

i could tell right away that puckered orange anus in back was wax - he hasn’t looked that good, even on his best day, for at least a decade