let me just drag myself here:

then how do they figure out where to sign on the fit tea contracts? #gotcha

oh they might run o’malley. but he ain’t making it to the white house either way.

i was not ready for any of this

if she didn’t want people constantly calling her a terrorist and a murder, she could just stop suborning terrorism and murder out in public. that would probably do the trick.

no one can hack your flip phone to steal your intensely-erotic nudes that you took with meryl streep that one time you were oscar swordfighting in oprah’s unicorn garden

oh i’m sure they’re delighted to be there

but i actually want to see saving private rihanna now

for pennies on the dollar of what they paid that 💩-for-brains, i’ll be glad to explain to them, at length, with citations, why they are the problem and the only way for the working class to have justice is to forcibly seize the means of production and put jeff bezos’s head on a spike over the doorway into the…

i like the belt, in itself, but i feel like it lowers her waistline and i feel like she would look better with a higher waistline

of course she doesn’t. lady is providing services to the crown - guarantee someone does that for her

the conspiracy deepens! at that point, it’s not even a belt, it’s just a leather embellishment on the garment!

we need a factfinding mission to philippa craddock’s belt

#philippacraddockbelttruth

complete sidebar - something seemed odd about the belt in that last picture, and it took me a minute to realize that the pants have no belt loops. is this a class thing? am i too poor to understand the glory of belts that serve no useful sartorial function?

well that’s what wives are for, though, right? popping out babies and doing work that’s too girly for a big important man to bother with >.>

we really need to have a serious national discussion about the christian dominionists in washington

i can’t hear your kerbal space program hate from my mining base on the surface of minmus ;p

embezzlement is child’s play compared to that level of creative writing

if kerbal space program has taught me anything, atmospheric drag will probably slow this down to a comfy, like, 600 mph before landing. so nbd.